The Read Badge of Courage - Chocolate Cream Pie
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
True, this pie is not for the spineless, pressed-for-time, novice custard maker. But if you don’t jump in and give it a go, how will you ever become a strong-hearted, advanced custard baker? And besides, this pie asks more of you than custard. The real skills to master are patience and diligence in understanding the flow of the whole recipe before you start. Alternatively, you can throw together an apple pie and pass a few more pleasant hours in your comfort zone.
The Crust
Penelope’s Ultimate Pie Crust for a single crust pie, blind baked. Wait till the crust is cool to brush it with a thin layer of melted semi-sweet chocolate so it won’t be soggy when the filling is added.
The Filling
- 1 large whole egg, lightly beaten
- plus 4 egg yolks
- 3 cups whole milk
- ½ cup granulated sugar
- 6 tbs cornstarch
- ¼ tsp salt
- ½ cup Dutch process cocoa powder
- 1 cup heavy cream
- 2 tbs confectioner’s sugar
- chocolate curls or shavings for garnish (it’s easier to use a block instead of a bar of chocolate)
Prepare an ice bath and set aside
Lightly whisk the egg yolks, set aside
In a saucepan, whisk together the milk, granulated sugar, cornstarch and salt
Bring to a simmer, not a boil and cook, whisking 3 to 4 minutes
Whisk a quarter of the hot milk mixture into the egg yolks (do this slowly so the eggs don’t scramble)
Whisk in the remaining milk mixture
Add 4 ounces finely chopped semisweet chocolate
Whisk until chocolate has melted completely
Strain into a clean saucepan
Cook over medium high heat, whisking constantly until the chocolate custard is thick and bubbles appear in the center, 2 to 3 minutes
Transfer to a medium bowl, and cover with plastic wrap, pressing it directly on the surface
Set the bowl in the ice bath until the filling is completely chilled, 35 minutes
Fill the chocolate coated crust with the custard
Refrigerate pie, loosely covered with plastic wrap for at least 2 hours
Combine the cream and confectioner’s sugar
Whip until soft peaks form
Using a pastry bag fitted with a leaf tip, pipe whipped cream on top of filling
Garnish with chocolate curls
Refrigerate cream up to 2 hours before serving





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